An Ugly Picture
Posted by kwalker on Jan 11, 2012 in Uncategorized | 3 commentsAbortion advocates paint an ugly picture of the pro-life movement. What if everything they said were true? It might look a little something like this.
Dear ____________,
First of all, you’re no doubt aware by now that our motives are not exactly what we say they are in the media. All of us have different reasons for opposing abortion. For example, I hate women. Others may not hate women per se, but certainly don’t believe they deserve equal rights. The very idea is preposterous!
Many of us are also sexual Puritans who don’t think anyone in the world should enjoy sex. I’m proud to say most of our women are frigid! Truth is, the primary motive behind opposing abortion is slut-shaming, but you’ve probably figured that out by now.
It goes without saying, if you are lacking in religious zeal you won’t get along here. You have to enjoy persecuting others to do the work of the pro-life movement. If you have ever thought to yourself, “Wow, I wish I could have been around to enjoy the Salem witch trials,” then this is the cause for you!
It’s important that we lie to people about our motives — obviously! We’re not all that concerned about the babies. It’s more about control and ruining everyone’s good time. We can’t let that get out!
We also need to keep it a secret that we’re constantly plotting violence against abortion doctors and clinic workers. Sure, there have been very few acts of violence thus far, but we’ve only had 40-something years. Just wait! We’re planning something big! Any minute now…
Luckily, science is on our side, but that doesn’t mean you can’t lie if it’s expedient. Remember, God won’t mind if you lie, cheat, or steal, as long as it’s for a good cause! And speaking of good causes, our primary goal — never forget — is to keep people focused on fetuses so they don’t care about the homeless or child abuse or any other causes.
By now you are well aware we don’t care about women or their health. Keep that very quiet!
There are a lot of ways to oppress and persecute in the name of God, but harming women is our favorite. Just follow our lead, and you’ll be ruining lives in no time! After all, punishment is what it’s all about.
For “Life,”
_________________
Kristen Walker makes people mad on the Internet and sometimes tweets.
Hello! Just want to say thank you for this interesting article! =) Peace, Joy.
Glad to read this blog! Keep it going!
Really good post..i?ll like to add you as rss